I was just listening to one of those FM station to the left on the dial - NPR, KPFW, something like that. A seed lady was being interviewed. A woman called in with a comment. The woman claimed that if you held a seed in your mouth for 9 minutes before you planted it, the seed would be softened by the enzymes in your saliva and learn to grow food specifically for your physical needs.
WTF?! It gets better.
The seed lady warned that if the food you grew in your garden was going to be fed to anyone else, it would be unwise to put your DNA in it.